Das Boot

German submariners have sex with French prostitutes then go to sea. Murder defenceless merchant seamen by blowing them up, burning them to death, drowning them or abandoning them in the Atlantic. Later return to France to have sex with more prostitutes. But just in time brought to

Das Boot (1981)

justice by the RAF. 

 

Endangered Species

Mein Kampf

Passionate water colour artist outlines vision of European Union involving extensive architectural and boundary changes.

The Bible

Major deity creates the world and mankind but it goes horribly wrong.

He sends down son to sort it out.

Fails.

Elizabeth

Emotionally disturbed woman has her cousin murdered, takes to wearing lead-based paint then marries herself.

Liz the First

Buys lots of expensive jewellery but still dies childless. Hugely popular (except in Spain). 

White Cliffs of Dover

Nice lady from East Ham sings about plates of calcium carbonate formed by coccolithophores, single-celled planktonic algae.


1942

This raises morale of soldiers during difficult times. 

1961...with bonus tracks

King Kong

Blonde lady

Large monkey tries to have sex with small blonde lady but falls off building instead. 
                                                                  

Large monkey 



Building

Star Trek

Yorkshire man explores different

bits of space.

Star Trek captain (1994)