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"Spiffingly good fun!"

Friday 29 May 2015

300




300 muscular men into olive oil, contact sports and long hair fight to save the civilised world from destruction. Their leader is called Leonidas. His name literally means ‘Warrior with the Lion-Sized Testicles.’ 

He is famous for his laconic sense of humour (as well as his testicles). At the start of the battle Leonidas says, “Either that’s the Persians or the new vacuum cleaners have arrived.”

They all die.


Sunday 3 May 2015

James Bond




Scottish spy who hated contemporary music, killed lots of foreigners and repeatedly had unprotected sex with a succession of trendy young women. 
From Russia with Love
Made huge amounts of money pretending to be quintessentially British. 

Freedom Fighter

Now supports Scottish independence. 







But lives in America.