King Kong

Blonde lady

Large monkey tries to have sex with small blonde lady but falls off building instead. 
                                                                  

Large monkey 



Building

Star Trek

Yorkshire man explores different

bits of space.

Star Trek captain (1994)



Apocolypto

Remarkably accurate story of psychotic sun worshipping civilisation that preys on peaceful neighbours, and either enslaves them or rips their hearts out. Finally brought to justice by Spanish tourists. 

Apocolypto (2006)



Spanish tourists arriving on the beach

 (Director later becomes Iraqi dictator then rude about Jewish people)

Iraqi Dictator      Film Director 

Braveheart

Remarkably inaccurate story of violent men in war paint and coarsely woven skirts who travel south to murder people with different accents. Their leader is finally brought to justice in the Tower of London...


Braveheart (1995)

(He later becomes Australian then an Iraqi dictator)


Iraqi Dictator                             Australian

Titanic Again and Again

Lovingly crafted boat with amateur artist, sex-starved aristocrat (and former concentration camp guard), 8,000 cigars, 1,500 bottles of wine and a Pekinese dog on board suffers unfortunate buoyancy issues.

Titanic (1997)

Titanic Again

Lovingly crafted boat with would-be fur trapper, 8,000 cigars and a Pomeranian dog on board suffers unfortunate buoyancy issues.

A Night to Remember 1958

Titanic

Lovingly crafted boat with 8,000 cigars and a Pekinese dog on board suffers unfortunate buoyancy issues. 


Titanic (1953)