James Bond

Scottish spy who hated contemporary music, killed lots of foreigners and repeatedly had unprotected sex with a succession of trendy young women. 

From Russia with Love

Made huge amounts of money pretending to be quintessentially British. 

Freedom Fighter

Now supports Scottish independence. 

But lives in America. 

Life of Brian

British liberals mercilessly satirise core beliefs of Christians, including excruciating death by crucifixion.  

Completely fail to satirise beliefs of any other religion.

Life of Brian (1979)

Film is a box office hit.  

Das Boot

German submariners have sex with French prostitutes then go to sea. Murder defenceless merchant seamen by blowing them up, burning them to death, drowning them or abandoning them in the Atlantic. Later return to France to have sex with more prostitutes. But just in time brought to

Das Boot (1981)

justice by the RAF. 

 

Endangered Species

Mein Kampf

Passionate water colour artist outlines vision of European Union involving extensive architectural and boundary changes.

The Bible

Major deity creates the world and mankind but it goes horribly wrong.

He sends down son to sort it out.

Fails.

Elizabeth

Emotionally disturbed woman has her cousin murdered, takes to wearing lead-based paint then marries herself.

Liz the First

Buys lots of expensive jewellery but still dies childless. Hugely popular (except in Spain). 

White Cliffs of Dover

Nice lady from East Ham sings about plates of calcium carbonate formed by coccolithophores, single-celled planktonic algae.


1942

This raises morale of soldiers during difficult times. 

1961...with bonus tracks