"Spiffingly good fun!"

"Spiffingly good fun!"

Tuesday 9 June 2015

1864


ANIMAL LOVE

In the nineteenth century, Denmark suffers a severe case of stereotyping. Noblemen are degenerate, politicians are corrupt, country folk noble and gypsies wear floppy felt hats (bearing uncanny resemblance to hobbits). Denmark invades a small province with a silly name because everyone goes mad at the same time. Meanwhile, in the twenty-first century, a miserable girl with pierced skin steals from an old man who doesn’t comb his hair properly.  

So the Prussians (who also suffer severe stereotyping) put on very big hats with skulls on, march in and give the Danes a bloody good hiding.

Funded by a resentful Danish public.   

100 years later Denmark is famous for hard-core porn production.  

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