300 muscular men into olive
oil, contact sports and long hair fight to save the civilised world from
destruction. Their leader is called Leonidas. His name literally means ‘Warrior
with the Lion-Sized Testicles.’
He is famous for his laconic sense of humour
(as well as his testicles). At the start of the battle
Leonidas says, “Either that’s the Persians or the new vacuum cleaners have
arrived.”
They all die.
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